 hristrodamus
was the not-too-distant cousin of Nostradmus, the world famous psychic.
Although Christrodamus never had quite the same historical impact
that his cousin did, he prided himself on his own ability to tap into
the future. Christrodamus had some very poignant visions that
were made some 500 years ago that have recently been discovered about
the forthcoming year, 2004. They are as follows:
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In Quatrain
7, Chapter 3, Line 4 of Paragraph 6, Christrodamus stated, "With
an early battle won from the left the Dean will call upon a distinguished
former Southern General to engage the Bush!!!" Could
this be a prediction that former Vermont Governor Howard Dean will win
the Democratic Presidential Nomination and select General Wesley Clark
as a running mate? Many political pundits agree that Dean certainly
is an early frontrunner and has come from the Left. His stance opposing
the war in Iraq could be viewed as a sign of weakness that a successful
General as a running mate could strengthen.
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In
Quatrain 9, Chapter 73, Line 6 of Paragraph 5, Christrodamus stated, "After
relinquishing the feigning feeble Dick, the Bush will be forced to call
upon the Colon to battle the Dean!" Experts
almost unanimously agree that this is a direct reference to the 2004 Presidential
Election. The fact that Vice President Dick Cheney has had numerous
health issues and hasn't been seen in public in quite some time lead many
to ponder if he really is still alive. If the previous entry is
true the President will need to have a strong running mate and may convince
Cheney that he needs to step down. Secretary of State Colin Powell
has stated he will not continue in his present capacity, is this because
he knows what only Christrodamus has predicted? That he would become
the running mate of President Bush?
In Quatrain 6,
Chapter 6, Paragraph 6, Christrodamus predicted, "In a last ditch effort,
the Bush will parade the Evil One before the masses in the tenth month in
an attempt to outflank the Dean!" Could this be a prediction
that President will capture Osama Bin Laden just in time for the 2004 elections?
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In Quatrain
7, Chapter 6, Paragraph 6, Christrodamus predicted, "The Dean will
conquer the Bush in a War waged in Word and thus reign victorious over
the feeble-minded one in the New World!" Most experts studying
the works of Christrodamus agree that this is a direct reference as to
who will win the 2004 Presidential Election. The belief is that
former Vermont Governor Howard Dean will defeat President George W. Bush
in a Presidential Debate and will then go on to win the election.
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In Quatrain
2, Chapter 5, Line 10 of Paragraph 7, Christrodamus stated, "The
Lusty Jackal will fall prey to youth and devour his own sword!"
Observers of pop culture swear that this is a reference not to a
jackal but to Jacko. As in Whacko Jacko, or Michael Jackson, whom
recent child molestation accusations have been made. Many have questioned
if Jackson will commit suicide as a result of these accusations.
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In Quatrain
98, Chapter 508, Line 5 of Paragraph 9, Christrodamus predicted, "An
ill-advised Act of Patriotism will be reversed by the Dean but the Patriots
will vanquish the Vikings in the second month!" It
is believed that this is a double prediction by Christrdamus. The
first being the reversing of the Patriot Act by the newly elected President
Dean and the second that the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl
against the Minnesota Vikings in February.
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In Quatrain
72, Chapter 493, Line 7 of Paragraph 6, Christrodamus stated "After
forming an alliance with the relentless Goddess of Victory, a childlike
Adieu will shine afoot in the beautiful game in the New World!"
Some students of Christrodamus think this is a reference to 14-year-old
soccer phenom Freddy Adu who recently signed an enormous contract with
Nike and a 6-year contract with Major League Soccer's D.C. United. These
students are convinced that Adu will bring the Beautiful Game to an elevated
status in the United States.
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In Quatrain
6, Chapter 10, Line 7 of Paragraph 10, Christrodamus went on to say, "With
stockings red with blood, the Young One will not spare the Rod or a Shilling
in an attempt to steal the Flag!" Could the "Flag"
that Christrodamus was discussing here be Major League Baseball's American
League Penant? And the "stockings red with blood" be a
reference to our beloved Red Sox? Many experts believe that the
Young One is indeed Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein and the "Rod"
and "Shilling" being spared are actually baseball greats A Rod,
or Alex Rodriguez, and Curt Schilling.
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