(12/31/04)
hristrodamus
is the not-too-distant cousin of Nostradamus, the world famous psychic. Although
Christrodamus never had quite the same historical impact that his cousin did,
he prided himself on his own ability to tap into the future. Christrodamus
had some very poignant visions that were made some 500 years ago that have
recently been discovered about the forthcoming year, 2005. They are
as follows:
- In Quatrain 9, Chapter 12, Line 7 of Paragraph 12 Christrodamus claimed "The Bush gets a taste of the Peach by way of the Moor." Christrodamus enthusiasts are almost unanimous in agreeing that this is a direct prediction that President Bush will be impeached as a result of Michael Moore's 2004 film Fahrenheit 911.
- In Quatrain 93, Chapter 12, Line 70 of Paragraph 120 Christrodamus stated "The spawn of the Leaders of the Beetle and the Stone will wed and create a New Empire." While Bianca Jagger, daughter of Rolling Stones leader Mick Jagger, and Sean Lennon, son of Beatles Maestro John Lennon, have been recently seen dating, Christrodamus proclaims that they will wed and give birth to Rock & Roll Royalty.
- In Quatrain 3, Chapter 4, Line 5 of Paragraph 6 Christrodamus predicted "A Pregnant and Impoverished Paris will trade her quarters for Institutionalized Lodging with the Great Decorator." Followers of Christrodamus at first believed that this was a statement about the Paris, France and it's affiliation with the fashion world, but are now convinced that it is actually about Paris Hilton bunking with Martha Stewart at Camp Cupcake.
- In Quatrain 7, Chapter 7, Line 9 of Paragraph 11 Christrodamus proclaimed "The Eagle will be felled by the returning Patriot." Scholars of Christrodamus find themselves pondering if this is a prediction of the outcome of the 40th Super Bowl. Will it be the New England Patriots? Or The Philadelphia Eagles?
- In Quatrain 3, Chapter 1, Line 27 of Paragraph 14 Christrodamus stated "The Curse of the Pedro withers the stockings red with blood and the Little Bear from the Windy City reigns victorious after nearly a century." Many Christrodamus experts think this is a direct reference to the recent loss of former Boston Red Sox pitching ace Pedro Martinez and a potential replacement of the Curse of the Bambino and that the Chicago Cubs will finally win this year's World Series.
- In Quatrain 5, Chapter 24, Line 10 of Paragraph 10 Christrodamus predicted "The Revolt will be led from the Northeast for the game afoot." Most Christrodamus fans think this is a prediction that the New England Revolution will win Major League Soccer's Championship in 2005.
- In Quatrain 12, Chapter 4, Line 3 of Paragraph 1 Christrodamus foretold "The Jackal and the thrice severed Spear will unite in an attempt to breathe new life into the falling stars." Most Christrodamus experts are surprised by the clarity into the world of today's pop-culture with this prediction. They are convinced this refers to a future wedding of Michael Jackson, who will be attempting to show the public that he likes women, and Brittany Spears, who in suffering her third failed marriage in almost as many years will have lost the respect of all of her fans and will wed Jackson in a desperate attempt to remain in the spotlight.
- In Quatrain 19, Chapter 9, Line 9 of Paragraph 9 Christrodamus claimed "A Portuguese tongue will help Barcelona dominate triumphantly in a match of the fleet-footed in Europe." Christrodamus was a avid sports fan so it should come as no surprise that he would have numerous predictions about sports. Here Christrodamus is clearly foretelling that the Portuguese speaking, Brazilian soccer great, Ronaldinho will lead Barcelona to the UEFA Cup Championship in 2005.
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